The Arrival

Ugly Fat Fuck was turning the tide against Seth Rollins. The match was brutal for a normal match up. Rollins was relentless, but Fat Fuck was hard to hurt and kept coming back for more. It turned out that not only could this disgusting man absorb tremendous punishment but he could also dish it out. Rollins took a "fuckbuster" but refused to stay down for long. Fat Fuck ascended the nearest turnbuckle after a bonecrushing powerbomb to Rollins, hoping to squash his opponent flat. Seth Rollins was soon on as feet however and managed to superkick his much heavier opponent clear out've the air! The match might've been over for Fat Fuck at that point, but Rollins was taking no chances and followed this up with his Blackout curbstomp for the 3 count. Fat Fuck was left a broken heap and there was murmurs among the crowd that perhaps he was really hurt and might need help. The Referee was speaking to the vile behemoth when some music hit the sound system.

https://youtu.be/LFasFq4GJYM?t=1m1s

An alluring blonde haired woman comes sprinting down the ramp. She's wearing a black low cut top that can barely contain her large breasts and a skimpy pair of blue jean cut offs for shorts and black boots. The woman appears to be in good physical shape unlike the near morbidly obese man she ran in to save. In one of her hands is a can of beer. She slid into the ring and Ref backed off a bit allowing her to go near the unconscious Fat Fuck. She pops the tab and moves near the fallen Fat Fucks face. The smell of cold and bubbly Budweiser seems to revive the fat man. He snatches the beer can and gulps it down. The woman then helps the big man to his feet and he belches very loudly, crushing the can in his hand and tossing it into the crowd. Then Ugly Fat Fuck hugs her and laughs before shouting "Ha ha ha ha! Mah Daawtah!"

[Promo open the Seth Rollins if he wants to add anything. If not, no big.]

this... is the greatest thing ever

MercilessEarth wrote:

this... is the greatest thing ever

Thanks. I cleaned it up a little. Just testing the waters for a new character in a manager roll.