The camera turns on and pans to a man whose back is turned. The man can be seen wearing chainmail on his head with short blonde hair. The audience quietly starts cheering before the man turns around. When he does, the crowd erupts in cheers as they see Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner
Everybody knows....wants to know, where I've been.
The cameraman can be heard, whispering to Steiner, "you've never been here before, have you?" to which Steiner replies..
SHUT UP!!!
The camera suddenly moves backward and starts shaking.
Bring the damn camera closer!
The shaking intensifies as the camera slowly zooms in on Steiner's face.
I came here to PWL for one reason, and that's to beat somebody's ass! I don't care who it is, whether if you're that fat son of a bitch, Samoa Joe, or that old bastard Ric Flair, nobody's gonna get in the way of the Big Bad Booty Daddy!
The cameraman says, "Sir?"
What do you want?
Neither of those people are --
Shut up and sit down, white trash! Actually, you know what? This interview's over.
Steiner gets up and walks away, as the camera slowly fades away.
[Promo closed. As a side note, it feels great to be doing promos again. I like doing promos as Steiner, so expect more in the future.
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